Someone gets stuck trying to take their armour off, maybe a great way to bond with a lower approval companion
Helping your companions and them helping each other do their hair after they find a place with showers/baths
That time they got food poisoning because people complained about the ingredients Tav provided and the lot of them didn’t manage to make a safe meal
(Once Karlach can touch people) a battle for who’s strongest with arm wrestling and lifting companions and all the hilarity that comes with it
Wyll gives a ballroom dance class
Gale reads to the group one of the books he’s fully memorised
Karlach (and Wyll) give a class about killing hellspawn
Lae'zel gives a “class” about (slaying) illithids before the emperor reveal
Astarion gives everyone locks to pick after they keep complaining that he takes too long and Tav wouldn’t let him give flirt lessons
Shadowheart subtly finds and evening to make everyone more resistant to the interrogation techniques she knows so well
Gale tries to teach every one of the companions to cook at one point, it goes as well as you’d expect
People asking Tav/Durge how they’re doing
Birthday party? Surely someone has a birthday somewhere along the way and they can just celebrate all of theirs together because who knows how long this journey will last
Intervention for Tav to stop adopting children and pets
this is for the people who don’t believe that sharing videos and tweets is doing anything we NEED people to see that there are very real consequences for fake reporting we NEED them to know that they are neither welcome nor save among the people in solidarity with Palestine
Don’t test people by not actually telling them what you want, need and expect from them in the hope that they will figure it out by themselves. Test them by communicating your needs, so that you can then see whether they’re willing and able to adjust their behavior accordingly. That says more about their quality than whether they can intuitively figure out what you want from them
i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father
btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying ‘i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it’. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore’ ask. 'i want to have my partner’s hair in a locket like the victorians’ just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((’ literally just ask. your partner doesn’t know they’re being held to these expectations and that you’re unhappy unless you tell them. it’s so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it’s less special if you have to ask :((’ grow up and stop pretending you’re the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!
“I’ve always been dubious about people posting word counts… It’s not Work Done, it’s Cookie Dough Mixed. Sticky and needing to be tasted, processed & baked, still.”
